wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

i love when smthing makes u mad and then u eat food and ur like okay that was still wrong but im normal about it now

taps mic haha. lot of dwarves in the c.rowd tonight

This tweet itself isn’t completely incorrect but. Bro the amount of men who think cum is just inside their balls at all times is so upsetting

Is it built up during sex/masturbation? Please respond

My statement may have been a little misleading— cum is NEVER inside the balls. The only thing testes produce is sperm, which is 5% or less of the overall ejaculate. Vast majority of fluid is made by the prostate and the seminal vesicle which are in the pelvis.

even more embarrassing “here’s some shit i made in the back”

btw if we're mutuals i automatically think ur cooler than me. doesnt matter if we have been mutuals for 2 minutes or 3 years, if we are following each other u are cooler than me by default <3

white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif

violence 4 life

I don't know who needs to hear this, but as a creator -

I am fine with "the audience" -

• downloading my fics
• printing my fics
• copy/pasting or screenshotting my fics
• sharing your saved copy of my fics with anyone else who might want them in the unlikely but never impossible case that my fics are no longer available on ao3
• making a book of my fic(s) and running your fingers across the pages while lovingly whispering my precioussss
• doing these things with anything I create for fandom, such as meta, headcanons, au nonsense like 'texts from the brodinsons,' etc

I am not fine with "the audience"

• doing any of the above with the purpose/intent of plagiarizing my work or passing it off as their own in any capacity
• feeding my work into ai for any reason whatsoever

Save the fandom things. Preserve the fandom things. Respect the fandom things.

Enjoy the fandom things.

ok!

Change my meme (a replacement ‘Change my mind’ template) - template post - Imgur

[ID: an edited Calvin and Hobbes panel where Calvin sits, smiling, at a lemonade stand with a sign taped to the front of the table. It reads: It’s time to retire that other meme and replace it with this template. Change my mind.
Next image is the same meme but the sign reads: Steven Crowder does not deserve a meme format. Change my mind. /end]

See this just feels so much better. I’ve read enough of those comics to know that Calvin has some really deep insights rattling around in his head. And look how happy and attentive he looks. You could absolutely have a polite, intelligent, and enriching conversation with this kid. Meanwhile Steven Crowder is so financially incentivized to always look like the smartest guy in any given room that the only way to change his mind is with a 2x4 to the side of the head. Which, I admit, would be enriching in its own way.

ALT

Attaching the blank because the imgur link was being temperamental for me. Saved you a click.

hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world

i think we're all going to be okay maybe

another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading

im so sorry ill make it up to you

enjoy the WOOLLY CHAFER BEETLE

calm down please

"this work is problematic because of how it handles [subject]": reasonable premise for media criticism

"this work is problematic because it depicts [subject]": do not pass go do not collect $200 this is, as a general rule, a functionally reactionary and conservative argument

3:28am thinking about Him (captain death of the terrible privateer)

nominative determinism win: captain death died